Naked Rihanna Causes Chaos in Ireland, Gets Censored by Dublin Residents

Ireland is currently facing their greatest threat since the potato
famine: Rihanna's boobs.
And there aren't enough four-leaf clovers in the world to protect
those lucky (or so they say) Irish people, now that they've landed in
Ri-Ri's crosshairs and become her public enemy No. 1.
Rih "#BoutThatLife" Anna is currently embarked on a goodwill
ambassadorship of the globe (aka the Diamonds World Tour), where
she has grabbed her crotch for France and flipped off Turkey, but
Ireland has suffered her wrath the worst. And the people of Dublin
are rising up.
The pop star's latest assault on the country: Wallpapering the city of
Dublin with her naked body, plastered on posters (the same photo
used for her Unapologetic album cover) promoting her concert.
Dubliners have taken it upon themselves to protect the weak, the
elderly and the children--won't anyone please think of the children!--
from this sight, by stapling clothing over Ri-Ri's Ri-Ris, as seen in
these photos from Reddit.
The people of Ireland have faced off against Rihanna's breasts in the
past, when she filmed the music video for her song We Found Love
topless in a field and was told by an Irish farmer to cover up or
GTFO.
She got TFO. But she'll be back, Ireland. And she's bringing her
boobs with her.